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Here's what people are saying about Teddy Griffith

"I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out" -- Michael Chabon

 

"Teddy Griffith? Am I...hmm, I might be misremembering here. Is that the guy who tried to scam my wife into buying a CPAP machine? We don't need CPAP machines, and I'm blocking this number." -- Nathan Hill

 

"Yeah, I know Teddy. One time he was running a pallet up the ramp and one of his earbuds fell out of his ear so he turned around to look for it and while he was doing that the pallet jack lost all momentum and got all turned around and then he completely lost control of it and boxes came flying off the pallet and it took five people to clean it up, not to mention we lost about $7500 worth of CPAP equipment. One of the worst employees I ever had." -- Ken

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"What if we were to publish it? Would that get you to write more?" -- Back Patio Press

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"No, I haven't heard the comparisons. And no, I don't agree with them. The parallels end with the difference in talent we have." -- Ghost of Mark Twain

 

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